thelovelyshirley:

I want to be more then friends, but less than lovers, be together when we chill, but don’t stress each other !

Sweet Baby JESUS My feelingss Exactlyy

No. I don’t want a boyfriend who’s gunna give me his sweater when I’m cold. He’d freeze his ass off. No. I don’t want a boyfriend who will pay for everything I want. That’s what my job’s for. No. I don’t want a boyfriend who calls me at 4am telling me he misses me. I’m sleeping, and he probably wants to be too. No. I don’t want a boyfriend who is going to drop every corny line in the book. I just want someone sincere and truthful. I don’t want your fairy-tale boyfriend who will sweep me off my feet. I just want a boyfriend who loves me for me, for every mistake and scar.

French bulldog trying to teach baby to crawl

Are you a Ride or Die chick?

macksquarebear:

If you a “thug” you don’t want me to be your girl. I am not a ride or die when it comes to yall. Because as soon as you fuck up and police bring me in for questioning!!

Polices: Tenisha do you know where Omar is?

Me: No, sorry.

Police: Tenisha if you are holding any information you will take the fall and be sent to prison for 10 year!

Me: That nigga staying at Ray Ray house on d street and MLK! Nope, you better go get his ass! I ain’t doing time for nobody!